aaaaah, now it makes sense
so my dash has been nothing but metaphors all day and i still don’t know why
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
The most dangerous ships of all are the ones where you’re like heh this is kinda cute, I guess I ship it a little.
That’s how it starts man.
That’s how it fucking starts.
Motivational Joffrey for when you are feeling down.
I always laugh way too much when this happens across my dash