~ Mae of Clubs ~

It was late when Mae logged on her laptop. She was tired from pulling a double shift at the bookstore where she worked. It had been busier than usual, and today of all days was the day that the kid that took the shift after her decided not to show up, leaving her stuck there. Now, all she wanted to do was relax while she sat at her computer and chatted at various chatrooms, as she did whenever she got a chance.

Pulling a blanket around her shoulders, she surfed the web looking for one of her usual chatrooms, when something on her screen caught her attention. Looking closely, she saw that it was a chatroom called, “The Gravedigger’s Inn”. She found it strange because this was the first time she had come across it. Curious, she logged in. Leaning back in her chair, she looked over the names. Some were interesting: Gravedigger (must have been a coincidence), Miss redruM and even Walking_Dead. Others were just names with a trillion numbers. Her own name was a mix of both: VampChick666. Mae just shrugged and watch as the conversation unfolded.

Gravedigger: So then I tell her, “Like I give a shit!” and leave.

Walking_Dead : XD!!!!!!!!!

Miss redruM: Man, your so gutsy!

Gravedigger: Don’t I know it!

Mae shook her head in disgust. Bunch of airheads. She was about to leave when someone entered the chat.

PureBlood: Gravedigger, you really are a disgrace to humanity.

Gravedigger: Whatever man.

Walking_Dead: Hey, lay off, okay bud? You have no right to insult.

Miss redruM: Yeah, quit stirring up trouble.

PureBlood: What trouble?

kelly109823 has entered the room

Kelly109823: Hey room! What’s happening?

Walking_Dead: Not much. you?

Kelly109823: Been better.

Miss redruM: So, anyway, what were your plans for the weekend, Gravedigger?

Gravedigger: Not much. Wanna’ come down and keep me company? *nudge nudge, wink wink*

Walking_Dead: LMBO!!

Miss redruM: Get a life!!!!

Kelly109823: Isn’t that what PureBlood was doing last week?

Gravedigger:*Falling to the ground with laughter* LMBBO!

Walking_Dead: Good one, kelly109823!!!!

Kelly109823: No seriously, wasn’t that what you were talking about?

PureBlood: Something along those lines.

Gravedigger: What, you some kind of doctor? Saving lives and junk?

PureBlood: No

Miss redruM: Taking peoples lives then?

PureBlood: More or less

Walking_Dead: You a murderer?

Gravedigger: Nah, he couldn’t be. He’s to old!!!!!

Miss redruM: LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Mae didn’t usually like to butt in, but this time she couldn’t help herself. It was clear that PureBlood was of a higher class then these losers, and they were really ticking her off with their stupidness.

VampChick666: Well, he might sound old, considering that he’s stuck in a chatroom with a buch of three-year-old airheads, such as yourselves.

Miss redruM: Back off, before you bite off more than you can chew.

Gravedigger: Yeah, who are you to talk? You have to be a little kid, with insults like that!

Walking_Dead: LMBO! You tell her, Gravedigger.

VampChick666: Oh my, i’m absolutely terrified!!! Some man is verbally assulting me with the vocabulary of a child in a pathetic attempt to scare me off!! Someone save me!!!!!!!!

Kelly109823:Okay, this is too much for me. I’m outta here!

Kelly109823 has left the room.

Miss redruM: Oh, now you’ve done it.

Gravedigger: So you think you can insult me, just like that?!

VampChick666:Someone had to.

Walking_Dead: I think you should leave, before you stir up more trouble. Same for you, PureBlood.

Miss redruM: Yeah, if your so keen on defending PureBlood, maybe you should leave.

VampChick666: You really think i’m gonna listen to cavemen like yourselves?

PureBlood: I think you should leave now, before things get out of hand.

VampChick666: Why? ‘Cause these guys have an IQ smaller than an atom?

Walking_Dead: Are you calling us stupid now?

VampChick666: See what I mean?

Walking_Dead: Why you……

Miss redruM: Calm down, WD.

Gravedigger: Yeah, don’t let this little bitch get under your skin.

Walking_Dead: Yeah, your right. But I really think you should leave before I lose it, VampChick666.

VampChick666: I’m quivering in my socks!

PureBlood: You aren’t one to back down, are you?

VampChick666: Not bloody likely.

PureBlood: Well, I really think you should leave now.

Gravedigger: Yeah, you should listen to the old fart, VampDyke.

Walking_Dead: Yeah, before things get ugly.

VampChick666: Like you?

Miss redruM: Damn! She got you there, WD! LMBO!!!!!

Gravedigger: I just thought of something.

VampChick666: Alert the media!!!!!!

Gravedigger: PureBlood isn’t a murderer! He’s a vamp like this wacko.

VampChick666: And what gave you this brilliant idea, Einstein?

Gravedigger: PureBlood is a kind of vampire. He said that he takes life, and he’s not a doctor. That leaves vamp.

VampChick666: What makes you think i’m a Vampire, then?

Gravedigger: Your name, and the fact that I wish I could drive a stake through your heart, bloodsucker.

VampChick666: I would rather be a bloodsucker than some old gyser into porn and nycrophelia.

Gravedigger: You talking about PureBlood?

Miss redruM: *Falls off chair, roling on floor, choking on laughter*

Walking_Dead: You show her, Gravedigger.

Walking_Dead: Speaking of which, you still there PureBlood?

Mae looked at the screen to see if PureBlood was still there. He had been quiet for a while. She thought that maybe he had his own advice and left. But there his name was, right above hers. Mae wondered why he hadn’t been fighting back agaisnt these losers. Shaking her head, she continued with the argument.

Walking_Dead: Looks like he left.

Gravedigger: Bout time. He was such a bore.

Miss redruM: Yeah, i’m having much more fun torturing this bitch.

VampChick666: Yeah, my sides ache from the torture…… oh wait, it actually hurts from all the laughing i’ve been doing listening to you idiots.

Walking_Dead: That’s it! Your finished.

VampChick666: What, your gonna come after me?

Gravedigger: No, I am.

VampChick666: Really?

Gravedigger: Yeah. I got a tracer in my computer, so I can track your computer.

VampChick666:*Yawns* Anything else?

Miss redruM: Hey, Gravedigger, make sure you skewer the bitch.

Gravedigger: Sure thing babe. Any speacial request, WD?

Walking_Dead: Yeah, take her picture before and after. Post it on YouTube.

Miss redruM: Your sick man. But that ain’t such a bad idea.

PureBlood: I think i’ve had enough of your rubbish.

Walking_Dead: So your still here, PureBlood? Than this is going to be more fun.

Gravedigger: Yeah, now we can skewer two vamps.

VampChick666: You know, you never proved if either of us were a vampire.

PureBlood: It’s alright. I’ll admit that I am a vampire.

Miss redruM: Yeah right. It’s too late to try and get into our good books PureBlood.

PureBlood: I asure you I’m not.

Walking_Dead: How you gonna prove it?

PureBlood: With ease.

Gravedigger: Than come and get me first!

PureBlood: Are you sure?

Gravedigger: Yeah, i’m sure.

Walking_Dead: And i’m sure that your a psyco!!!!

Miss redruM: Yeah, your not gonna pull this off, PureBlood.

VampChick666: I disagree. *crosses fingers that she’s right*

Gravedigger: Yeah right. He’s not gonna come and ge

Walking_Dead:Gravedigger? You there? Dude, I think he’s gone!

Miss redruM: I think he got too chicken to stay on. The coward.

VampChick666:You so sure of that?

Miss redruM: Yeah I am!

PureBlood: Is that so?

Miss redruM:Do I have to repeat myself?!

Pureblood: You know, that dress really doesn’t suite you.

Miss redruM: What the fu

A chill went through Mae as she watched the screen. One by one, the people who had mocked Pure Blood were vanishing. Another chill went through her as she realised what was yet to come.

Walking_Dead: Oh shit! She’s gone too!

VampChick666: Are you scared?

Walking_Dead: No way, man.

VampChick666: You should be.

Walking_Dead: Oh yeah? And what about YOU? You think he’s gonna let you off just because you stood up for him.

VampChick666: No. But whatever he’s gonna do to me won’t be HALF as bad as what he does to you.

PureBlood: She’s right.

Walking_Dead: You know what, man? I’ve had enough of the shit! You can just take you little jokes and go fuc V

ampChick666:*sighs* Are you back, PureBlood?

PureBlood: Yes, I’m back.

VampChick666: Should I venture a guess as to what happened to our little “comerades”?

PureBlood: I think that your guess is highly accurate.

VampChick666: I see. And should I venture a guess as to what is to happen to me?

PureBlood: Again, your guess is probably accurate.

PureBlood: But seeing your earlier post, I guess you are already aware of what is to come. Your not as ignorant as I would have thought.

VampChick666: I’ll take that as a compliment.

PureBlood: You know, I have to say, you are an extraordinary character. It’s been a while since i’ve meet someone with as much knowledge and spunk in such a lovely package.

VampChick666: Again, i’ll take that as a compliment.

PureBlood: You know, I think I might spare you.

VampChick666: But you still won’t let me go. Figures.

PureBlood: Tell me, how do you feel about immortality?

VampChick666: Something tells me i’m gonna find out weither I like it or not.

PureBlood: Quick as a whip, aren’t you?

VampChick666: Well, might as well get this over with. Meet you out front?

PureBlood: Why?

VampChick666: I don’t want any blood spilt in the house.